One Rogue's Journey

My favorite man in a dress and I had a funny conversation that I thought I would share with all of you. This conversation took place as I was sitting next to him watching him play some indeterminable amount of time ago* Names have been changed to protect the noob**

Awesome Rogue: Why are you in Shat?
Dress Wearer: Cooking Daily.
Awesome Rogue: Why?
Dress Wearer: I need the Storm Chops recipe for the achievement.
Awesome Rogue: Oh. Wow, Shat bank is dead.
Dress Wearer: Yup.
Awesome Rogue: Wait…there’s a mailbox in the Shat bank?
Dress Wearer: What?
Awesome Rogue: I didn’t know that.
Dress Wearer: You’re kidding right?
Awesome Rogue: Uh…yes?
Dress Wearer: Wow, you are so noob.
Awesome Rogue: Your mother.
Dress Wearer: Uh-huh, do you even know how to play this game?
Awesome Rogue: Yeah…it’s like footies right?

At this point I threw a handful of dirt that I always keep in my pocket for just such an occasion in his face and ran off. When I glanced back to make sure he wasn’t following me, I tripped and fell down the stairs. It hurt.

True story***.