One Rogue's Journey

Eresin tagged me again that silly hunter. I was originally planning on passing on this one as it is a little more RP than I like to get on this blog. Don’t get me wrong I love me some RP and I’ll get down on some Dungeons And/Or Dragons anytime. Have you ever noticed that there can and often is a dungeon without a dragon but you will rarely find a dragon without a dungeon? Of course, that all depends on how you want to argue the semantics of what makes a “dungeon” and whether or not a cave or lair would fall into the category. I say yes but I won’t go into too much detail as to why at the moment. Anyway…what was I talking about? Oh yeah, questions, let’s roll.

1. What is your name, and where did it come from?
Zaltu, but I’ve also been known to answer to Zaltu the Awesome, that one really awesome guy and oh my god that’s a sexy rogue. I don’t really remember where the name came from, just that I’ve been using it for years now.
2. How old are you, and what is your birthday?
Four. Precocious little scamp aren’t I?

3. Are you in love, and with whom?
Why me, of course! Though I do think you are pretty swell also.

4. What is your favorite mount, and why?
I believe that I am legally obligated to make a your mother joke here.

5. Do you prefer a certian type of Azerothonian meal, and where do you get it from? Take out, or dine in?
I thought eating was only something you did to increase some sort of stat?

6. You know those giant mushrooms in Zangarmarsh? What is your theory on how they came to be, and why they are so huge?
Due to the fact that I’m a walking corpse in a land full of magic and wonder, giant mushrooms don’t seem that odd to me. I hear that they taste awful but make electronic music sound AWESOME.

7. If you saw the Lich King walking towards you, what would you do?
Give him a hug. He clearly needs one.

8. (Dav added this one) Be honest, how many times have you used the Grizzly Hills outhouse without any real reason?
What’s an outhouse?

I hope that amused some of you because I certainly amused myself. Seri and Jov of snarkcraft, you’re it.