06.08
Happy happy Monday.
Happy Monday? What are you talking about, we hate Monday.
I’m just saying hello to the readers.
Why do you have to patronize them? They know it’s Monday and they know that there is no way you consider Monday to be any kind of “happy” day. Be honest with them kiddo and let them know that you agree with the cat.
Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
I blame you for that.
Hmm…interesting thought, but anyways, I was just trying to be friendly.
And that, my handsome friend, is why you fail at the Arena.
I don’t fail at the arena.
Don’t you? What’s your rating?
Right around 1450 in both 2s and 3s.
Fail.
That’s not fail, this is my first time even stepping foot into the Arena. Your standards are too high.
Maybe your standards are too low.
Wait…I’m confused…
I’m not surprised.
Shut up you. Aren’t we the same person? Why would we have different standards?
I don’t know. You tell me, Mr. Split Personality. All I know is that you need to step it up.
How’s that?
You need to setup your Afflicted3 mod better so that you can make more use out of it.
You need to protect your priest better.
You need to be quicker when fighting other rogues and make sure you’re the one who gets the dismantle off first.
You need to stop tunnel-visioning and chasing people around pillars and over altars and line of sighting your healer.
That’s all really valid advice. I guess you’re not just a pretty face.
Thank you. You also need to kill resto druids better.
Yeah, no kidding.
Now make me a sandwich.
No.
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As you can probably tell, I’ve been feeling a little sillier than usual lately.
What’s everyone up to this week?
Me – i’m just gearing up for pvp more… and have started arena this week (although i officially suck lol)…
Got me two new deadly pieces, beserker card, and a hateful ring…
Downed Emalon heroic too… after like 15 attempts with the pug group…
Gonna try and get our awesome 2v2 stats better than 2 wins 12 losses lol
Stray
You don’t really need to get the dismantle off first, as you can dismantle other rogues while you are yourself dismantled.
And nobody can kill resto druids, so don’t feel too bad about that :[
Zaltu .. I’m going to give you the number of this friend of mine. You should have a talk with him about this new friend you are always talking with. I’m sure it’s all right to bring him along.
That was a good laugh
thanks Zaltu. However, (insert sooper pro pvp advice from someone you dont know on how to kill resto droods as i call you a noob).
I kid I kid.
-P.S. can i get in on that sammich?
Adding you to my blogroll – I have a baby mut rogue who will be a pvp bot at 80, but I leveled my last one combat back in the Dark Ages (e.g. the first month of TBC), so the new information is greatly helpful. And roguey math goes down so much easier when it’s funny.
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